Hola mis compadres.

This is another entry coming

from the dull boring life of the otherwize

spontaneous and outgoing IMANI!

Give it up people! Yea!

So anywayz, finals are only like a week away, but

prom is right around the corner. I won't be there,

 but for all of you going...

BEWARE

My mother will be chaperoniong...

What ever you do...

STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

I'm warning u now!

Congrats to all the new NHS office holders!

Happy B-day Maggie

!

Adios and out!

~Dani

I officially have a myspace! YAY!

http://www.myspace.com/floridaoj07

I'm finally updating 16,0000 years later. How's everybody doing?

I've just been chillin' studyin' cleanin' the usual

there really isn't much to say, kife's been pretty dull. Need to get out more. I'm suffocating i  my own home and finals are a month away. After that...

SUMMER! I'm goin' to eastern for 6 weeks and then headiin' to Cali!

Woohoo!

Time for warm sun, hot sand, awesome waves, and LOTS of cute college guys!

Life is sweet!

  My integrity and judgement are being tested right now. I don't know what to do. I think that what i'm doin is wrong, but i don't want to make the wrong choice and regret it later.

 This is gorgeous. Stunning...

All the things i wish i was.

I miss the simpler times.

Stole magnets from Courtney. Luv ya!

St. Patricl's Day is Saturday! I should go out and party or sumthin. Or do u have to be Irish! I luv ya Erin!

Soooo, the cast  party was frickin awesome! No!I did not get drunk

Joshio... I'm gonna kick ur ass! LOL!

I really dont know what to say

I've been tryin to help some friends out, but i don't know if im making things better or worse

Hmmm. Well, I'm  still happy! YAY!

~ DAni

Okay, I"ve been doin sum serious thinkin.

Numero 1: sorry i  haven't got to comment everyone that i wanted to. I will soon.

Numero 2: what will i be remembered for forever. Right now, gettin drunk and hittin my head on a glass @ Dennys.

That's about it. Wow, that's sad.

I realized that i would have a lot more friends if i jus got out more. My mom won't let me, so i guess i'll just have to start lying to her, or sneaking out. One or the other.

I'm really sad the musicals over, I met so many completely amazing people and cried at the end as much as i tried not to. I'm such a hopeless romantic. Betcha didn't know that. There's a lot more to me than meets the eye...

Hola mis compradres. Today was one of the happiest days of my life, and i have no idea why. i mean, there really was no reason. But now that i think of it, aren't those the best times of all? Musical this week, no school Thursday or Friday! YAY! I just found out Austin was gay. Wow, not a big shocker there. Some of my friends are going thru some rough times, but jus to let you know, I'm there for you.

~ Dani

Hola mis compadres. Os amo ( I love all of u.)  Yo fui a la clase de chemistry. Took un test. got un ochenta y cinco! Augh! M-J got un cien! I'm very proud of her! Clorissa es un Tennessee, yo hope she's having un tiempo muy bueno. Yo wish yo had un carro. Yo conduci a Watseks  y had no idea adonde yo was going1 Esta muy comico! I'm looking at un lot of colleges, y yo still no se adonde quiero to go. Yo got mi hair done, y it burned muy MUY malo. Yo really no se what quiero decir. Mi life is muy bueno so far, pero pretty aburrido. Yo necesito excitement, something different. So far, I've been pretty good with this whole not thinking about chicos thing. It hasn't been that hard either. I've been studying hypnotism  for English. It's pretty interesante. Well, um...yeah, I'm going to put more stupido stuff on here. Enjoy!

Adios

~ Dani

True answers to tests given by students in the U.S.

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

Excuses

"You know what? I have a really good story about that." Then just leave so you can come up with some semi-believable story about how your cat died, or how you put too much bleach in your hair, quickly think of a joke (it doesn't have to be good) and go away. If the person follows you within the next minute, accuse him or her of being a perverted stalker. If you are extremely old, it works even better. (sent in by Mark Needle)

it didnt really happen like that what actually happened is now classified informormation. i f i was to share it with you both our lives would be in danger and i dont want your death on my conscience. (sent in by Waseem)

so  true

Funny jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?
  Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get,
  and how long it'll stay.

Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing  to put in it."
 Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?"

Nudist One Liners

A naked man fears no pickpocket.
Bare butts are cool.
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.
A harp is a nude piano.
Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
Always swim nude.  Sharks hate to peel their food.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Never cook bacon when you're naked.
Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead. Watch for Golden Oldies

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman ( cruel, yet funny) #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. Understanding a Woman   We need      REALLY MEANS     I want   You want   REALLY MEANS   You need   It's your decision    REALLY MEANS   The correct decision should be obvious by now.   We need to talk   REALLY MEANS   I need to complain   Do what you want    REALLY MEANS    You'll pay for this later.   You're ... so manly    REALLY MEANS     You need a shave and you sweat a lot.   Sure... go ahead    REALLY MEANS   I don't want you to.   I'm not upset    REALLY MEANS    Of course I'm upset, you moron!   You're certainly attentive tonight.    REALLY MEANS   Is sex all you ever think about?   I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!     REALLY MEANS      I'm on my period.   Be romantic, turn out the lights.     REALLY MEANS     I'm Embarrassed   This kitchen is so inconvenient       REALLY MEANS     I want a new house.   You have to learn to communicate.    REALLY MEANS    Just agree with me.   Yes   REALLY MEANS    No   No   REALLY MEANS    No   Maybe    REALLY MEANS    No   I heard a noise    REALLY MEANS    I noticed you were almost asleep.   Do you love me?    REALLY MEANS    I'm going to ask for something expensive.   How much do you love me?    REALLY MEANS    I did something you're not going to like.   I'll be ready in a minute.    REALLY MEANS    Be patient I'll be a while.   Am I a little fat?    REALLY MEANS    Tell me I'm beautiful.   I'm sorry.    REALLY MEANS    You'll be sorry.   Do you like this recipe?    REALLY MEANS    It's easy to fix, so get used to it.   Was that the baby?    REALLY MEANS    Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.   I'm not yelling!    REALLY MEANS    Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.   All we're going to buy is a soap dish    REALLY MEANS    Major shopping trip.  Did you bring your checkbook?   #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

contributed by chris m